Sweeten up Your Life with EcoFlab
Date: April 1, 2008 | Category: Food & Drink, Lifestyle
Here at ecofabulous we do our best to eat in a healthy and sustainable way. We know the importance of eating organic, locally grown vegan foods. But no meal is complete without something sweet. That’s why today we’re proud to introduce a revolutionary new product: EcoFlab!
EcoFlab is our own formulation of High Fructose Corn Syrup made with 100% organic corn, hand picked by fair trade workers in Santa Cruz county. We even make sure that all workers are given cashmere pashminas during the fall planting season to avoid a chill.
Just think of the convenience of our wide-mouth plastic bottle for pouring EcoFlab in all the foods you prepare for your children. No more messy jars of honey or bottles of maple syrup!
Not convinced? You can read all about the benefits of High Fructose Corn Syrup at this wonderful web site. It’s created by the “Corn Refiners Association” so you can be sure the information is accurate and up to date.
Happy April from team ecofabulous!
Comments
marlene cowan
Date: April 1st, 2008 at 9:55 am
How does one apply for the job of the planters in Santa Cruz, i would love one of the pashmina shawls, happy april
Monet
Date: April 1st, 2008 at 12:02 pm
After reading that I think I am going to go enjoy a nice tall glass of High Fructose Corn Syrup. I hear it’s great for glowing, radiant skin. Perfect. Just in time for summer!
Happy April!
Andrew Bleeby
Date: April 1st, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I’m frankly shocked (SHOCKED) that this is even legal (particularly in Santa Cruz). Corn, as well as small chinchillas that usually go to making those pashminas, should only be used for powering deisel trucks these days.
GreenKristine
Date: April 1st, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Interesting idea except the name of it sounds disgusting! I have enough flab, thank you very much, and I don’t need anymore, eco or otherwise.
Gigi
Date: April 4th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Ah an April Fool’s post!
cmj
Date: April 6th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
great name for a product!
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